Today's quotes [8.14.11]
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"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch."
- Dave James
"Luke I am your father... and your brother."
-- A redneck Vader
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
"And let the rest of the wo-rr-ld go by"
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