Today's quotes [8.13.11]
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
-- Quentin Crisp
"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
the torn down garage..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"
"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
-- from the sig of Simon Burr, firstname.lastname@example.org
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie.
Rub her feet.
- Lazarus Long
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