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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"


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* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
         1. fighting
         2. fleeing
         3. feeding
         4. mating
            -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course


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"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
                        -- petro@suba.com


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"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"

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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

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