Today's quotes [8.10.11]
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My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.
- A Wolverine is Eating My Leg
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings."
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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