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When two's company, three's the result!
"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."
"Are any members of Tool gay?
Only the flutist."
-- The Tool FAQ
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.
A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
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