Today's stories [7.7.11]
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SIGN INSIDE OF LIFEBOAT:
"Some wetness is normal. If submersion occurs, move arms
in a swimming motion."
SIGN AT WHITEHOUSE:
"In case of impeachment, do not panic. Please select target
from list of unpopular countries."
SIGN AT DENNY'S RESTAURANT:
"Denny's is pleased to welcome persons of every ethnicity.
Our booths are now color-coded by race so that our valued
Black and Mexican patrons will know where to sit."
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