Today's stories [7.30.11]
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of
the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have
a baby, they got the consent of the King and the King gave them placard
that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had
F. U. C. K. on it (Fornication Under Consent of the King).
"A Baby Shredder"
A mini shredding machine -- as advertised in the local paper.
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