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New White House Pet
President Bill Clinton has purchased yet another pet for the White House
to keep his cat and dog company. The 18 yr. old horse was delivered to
the White House yesterday. Mr. Clinton took the afternoon off to ride the
new arrival which he has named "Missie".
Mr. Clinton did not allow the press to attend his first encounter with
Missie. He said "She needs some time to settle into her new home, but
she's a beautiful beast and quite a challenge to ride. Hillary is still
not convinced this is a good idea but she knows how important riding
horses is to me."
Judges don't always seem to make sense. A man found himself in front of a
judge on two matters. In the first, the man's wife was trying to get a
divorce because he was impotent. In the second, his secretary wanted child
support. The man lost both cases!
The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just
tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for
So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper
with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free
"You're kidding.", I said. "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed.
"Come on...." I said, hesitating. Did I really have to mouth an
advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age?
We were both laughing by now. I figured she was serious about it. So I
blurted out "You just taste better!" into the speaker. All of a sudden
the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke
out, "Please drive through sir!". :-)
Sent by Alton
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