Today's stories [7.22.11]
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IDIOTS IN MANAGEMENT
At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who
is leaving the company due to "downsizing" our manager spoke up
and said, "This is fun. We should have lunch like this more
often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each
other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.
IDIOTS WITH COMPUTERS
I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back
into itself and for the life of her, could not understand why
her system would not turn on.
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick
up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally
locked in it. We went to the service department and found amechanic
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the
technician,"it's open." The young man answered, "I already got that side."
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