Today's quotes [7.9.11]
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Xerox does it again and again and again and...
There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain
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