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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy


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A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.

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Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.

     - Woody Allen 

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The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography 

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Trust no one.
Only those who you trust can betray you.

                     -- Robert Goodkind -- 

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