Today's quotes [7.7.11]
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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?"
- Dave Henry
"Tech people + pizza = Tech people"
"Hugh Falk currently owns a TRS-80, TI 99/4A, Apple IIc, Vic-20, C-64,
SX-64, Atari ST, Commodore Amiga, two networked PCs, and several old game
systems. His goal is to someday load them all into a balloon and use the
heat they generate to circle the globe."
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