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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
Chopin.



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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" 

- Dave Henry 

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"Tech people + pizza = Tech people"
                        -- me


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"Hugh Falk currently owns a TRS-80, TI 99/4A, Apple IIc, Vic-20, C-64,
 SX-64, Atari ST, Commodore Amiga, two networked PCs, and several old game
 systems. His goal is to someday load them all into a balloon and use the
 heat they generate to circle the globe."

-- www.gamecenter.com


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