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   Don't look now!
   You're pissing on your neighbors foot!


  

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"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"              
                                                        - W. Zevon

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"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."

                                          Xander Harris


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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house,"
       
                                - Lewis Grizzard

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"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
 ), and by the letter 3."
                        -- D. J. Green


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