Today's quotes [7.4.11]
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The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
-- Harvard's Law
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"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'. Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
-- Jonathan Nicholson (firstname.lastname@example.org),
Debbie Schwartz (email@example.com),
Majdi Abbas (firstname.lastname@example.org)
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
- Dave Barry
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