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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
   rearranging their prejudices.
   -- William James


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"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
                        -- Eric Erickson


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I have a map of the United States...  Actual size.  It says, "Scale:  1 mile =
1 mile."  I spent last summer folding it.  I also have a full-size map of the
world.  I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".


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Never accept a drink from a urologist. 

    - Erma Bombeck

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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
       Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather


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