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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

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"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"

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Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.

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English is the language up with which I will not put

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One should love animals. They are so tasty.

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