Today's quotes [7.30.11]
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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"
Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.
English is the language up with which I will not put
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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