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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
       death.


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"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and
       remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain


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"Well I been called LUCIFER...
 And I been called SATAN...
 But my name's RICHARD...
 And YOU can call me DICK..."
                        -- Killdozer, "Richard"


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Though you break your heart, men will go on as before.

        --Marcus Aurelius

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"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
 said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"


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