Today's quotes [7.29.11]
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When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
social issues behind the
Los Angeles Riots
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
-- me, Quanita
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining!
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