Today's quotes [7.27.11]
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a
plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across
that floor. I told him he was grounded.
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later
I can ask him what he meant.
Virtue is its own punishment.
"Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the error code
"418 I'm a teapot". The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout."
-- HTCPCP Spec, RFC 2324
"Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely."
- Edward Abbey
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