Today's quotes [7.26.11]
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"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
-- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"
For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as
alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired
--An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s
"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
involving high colonics"
-- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother."
- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
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