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"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
 bubblegum."
                        -- Nada, "They Live"


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What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others

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"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it
 is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!"
                        -- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)


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"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture." 

Robin Williams.

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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.


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