Today's quotes [7.25.11]
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
-- Nada, "They Live"
What is a highbrow? He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
--attrib. Edgar Wallace and others
"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it
is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!"
-- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)
"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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