Today's quotes [7.24.11]
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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --
"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
-- The sig of David Klingler
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. "
- Henry Ford (1863-1947)
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
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