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Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.

- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.

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"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!" 

     -Monty Python's Eric Idle 

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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 

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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space.  On the back it said, "Wish you were here."


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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.


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