Today's quotes [7.22.11]
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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with
urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
drink it. -- His reply
* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum
"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
A Marriage Vow:
A knot you tie with your tounge
you cannot untie
with your teeth.
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