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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier


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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

                                -- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
                                   THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).

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If I had done what President Clinton did 
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have 
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."

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"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin

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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
                        -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
                                              I don't care what you think =))


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