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"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
 If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
 Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
 Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
                        -- Plunderer's Theme
                                (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)


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Captain J. A. Hadfield: 
     "This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it
all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."

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- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.


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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.


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