Today's quotes [7.19.11]
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* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
gives and the wife takes.
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
Never reveal all you know
"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one."
- L. M. Boyd
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you
know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife
stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After
that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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