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Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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Virginity can be cured. 

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 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields 

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The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due
to unforeseen circumstances. 

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