Today's quotes [7.17.11]
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"I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been
rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow."
-- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.)
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base."
- Dave Barry
'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?"
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
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