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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
       should automatically disqualify you.


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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
   bank robbery has just taken place.
         Johnny Carson


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Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less
       shit you have to eat.


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One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
       you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer


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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
athletic facilities.



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