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A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
nothing.

Frederick Sawyer

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   Seen above a urinal:
   Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
   your ashtrays!


  

2. 




New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.

David Letterman

3. 




"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." 

Hunter S. Thompson.

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If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it.


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