Today's quotes [7.1.11]
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I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them.
- Pablo Picasso
There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang,
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.
You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson, to God
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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