Today's poems [7.18.11]
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Eyed the girls and had a ball,
Lots of whistles, even a catcall,
Thus... Humpty had a great fall!
Then came the cold winter breeze
and Humpty's arse began to freeze...
though winter's sure to be a dreary thing...
Let's wish Humpty a bouncy spring!
There was a young lady from Asia
Who shaved her legs with a razor
One day she went high
Right up past here thigh
And the gash it left would amaze ya!
"If the skirts got any shorter"
said the typist with a blush...
"There'd be two more lips to powder
and lots more hair to brush!"
If the river was made of whiskey,
And I a diving duck,
I'd swim down to the bottom,
And drink myself back up.
Sent by Amy
bought a dildo
lost your cherry
freaked your mother,
now you have sex alone.
Sent by Kendall
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