Today's jokes [7.3.11]
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When white man found this land, Indians were running it.
- No Taxes
- No Debt
- Plenty buffalo
- Plenty beaver
- Medicine man free
- Women did all the work
- Men hunted and fished all the time
The white man was dumb enough to think he could improve on that system!
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.
It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front
of his head, itís because heís a great thinker.
Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, itís
because heís sexy.
Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and back, he
only thinks heís sexy...
Sent by Buddy
a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Sent by Robert
Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room
The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and
I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost
all use of both arms and both legs, and will be on a respirator
the rest of her life."
Hiram says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room.
She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes,
Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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