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For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his 
wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they 
return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting 
for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "This was 
the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our 25th 
anniversary. I can't wait to hear what you have in mind for our 
50th anniversary!" Her husband leaned over, kissed her on the 
cheek, and said, "I'm going to come back and get you"

Sent by Scott

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Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?

He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

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Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

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Q: What do you call a black smurf?
A: A smigger.


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Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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