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After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red or
green. Since they can't come to a conclusion they go searching a cop. 
Finally they find one and ask him: "Please, officcccer, could you tell us
if the moon is red or green?" 

The cop looks up and asks back: "The left or the right one?"
 

1. 




Q: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
A: Einstein's dick.


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If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, 
                                         can they still be brother and sister?

3. 




   Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up
   alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So...
   out looking for a little, huh ?"
   
   She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm
   out looking for a lot !!!"


4. 




Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?

Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already! 

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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