Today's stories [6.9.11]
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NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots
coach Bill Parcells form switching to the New York Jets
without the permission of the Patriots. "The Jets
can't win," says Jay Leno. "Even their coaches get
Slovenia's state-run news agency reported on the death of
'passionate' fisherman Franc Filipic, 47, who drowned after
hooking a huge lake sheatfish (like a catfish) and refusing to let
go as he waded in and was pulled under. Friends reported his
last words were 'NOW I've got him!' Divers found his body after
a two-day search.
I was on a Reno Air flight from San Jose to Las Vegas and the
plane was taxiing to take off. The flight attendant came on the
intercom and said, "For those of you currently reading our in-
flight magazine, please place it back in the seat pocket in front
of you, as it is for IN-FLIGHT only." Later on, once we were
airborne, he came back and said, "If you're sitting on the right
side of the plane, look out the window and you will see big,
white, fluffy clouds. If you're on the left side of the plane, you'll
see ... big, white, fluffy clouds. Directly beneath you is...your
Once we landed, he told us to remain seated with our seatbelts
fastened until we were fully stopped at the gate. Just as we
were about to reach the gate, he said, "Don't even think about
it!" He also said, "We have a man onboard who is celebrating
his 100th birthday and this is his first flight! It is also probably
his last flight." ('Boo's' from the passengers.) "So please, when
you walk by the cockpit , wish the pilot a happy birthday."
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