Today's stories [6.3.11]
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Seen in a Maine restaurant:
"Open 7 days a week and weekends."
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.
Driving to work this morning on I-95 I look over
to my left and there's this woman in a Mustang doing
65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear
view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I look away for
a couple seconds and when I look back she's halfway
over in my lane. Scared me so bad I dropped my
electric shaver in my coffee."
A driver, who crashed into the side of a 3000 ton wheat train and
was dragged in his car more than a kilometre before being slammed
into a pylon at the edge of a cliff, fell to his death as he
walked for help.
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