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G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB:
   "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
   scatter oneself over a wide area."
   -- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4


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If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the 
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there. 

2. 




"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.

3. 




"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
 attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
 leap for the beef industry..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably 
haven't completely understood the situation.

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