Today's quotes [6.8.11]
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Seen on a bumper sticker...
No Radio - Already Stolen
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...
-- Deuteronomy 22:20-21
"It must have gone down while I was up..."
-- Janet Robertson
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.
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