Today's quotes [6.6.11]
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Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
"Ack! I come back from holiday and someone stole my chair, my phone cord, my
general manager, my technical manager _and_ Emma!"
One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent.
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
- - - Joseph Heller
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