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Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised 
mother-in-law.

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"Television is a medium.
 Proof:
        a) Television is not rare.
        b) Television is not well done.
 QED"
                        -- Robert Bonomi


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ON METAPHYSICS
   Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
   the head like this before.


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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.


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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!

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