Today's quotes [6.4.11]
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Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
"The length of a film should be directly
related to the endurance of the human bladder."
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you. This is the principle difference between man and dog.
"This book fills a much-needed gap. "
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
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