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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

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I like to reminisce with people I don't know.


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"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
 proper citation."
                        -- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes


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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

    -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

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"Historical Landmark #9678023
 Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
 millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
 programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
 name for the Apple Menu."
                        -- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc


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