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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."

                                                 -- Oscar Wilde

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I was once walking through the forest alone.  A tree fell right in front of me
-- and I didn't hear it.


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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.


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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.

        --William James



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Country Music Song Titles
You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.

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