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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."
-- Oscar Wilde
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me
-- and I didn't hear it.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.
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