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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 

     --Catherine Zandonella 

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- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.


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* An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.


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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

    -- Mark Twain


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"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"

                                          - Marilyn Pittman

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