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"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
                        -- From the sig of Jake Kesinger


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When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school 
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one 
of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. 

-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me. 

- Hunter S. Thomson 

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"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER

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First Rule of History:
   History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
   other.
  


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