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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.



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A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would
make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.

    -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive
    maintenance

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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson


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Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.

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I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong 

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