Today's quotes [6.22.11]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.
"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
-- Elizabeth Zwicky, email@example.com
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
Jesus died for our sins.
Let's not disappoint him.
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30