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"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
                        -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com


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"If a man does his best, what else is there?" 
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)



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If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
        
                                            --Tom Wolfe

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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning 
to others.

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Jesus died for our sins.

Let's not disappoint him. 

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