Today's quotes [6.21.11]
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I believe that sex is the most wonderful and
beautiful thing that money can buy.
- Steve Martin
"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
Microsoft the new national pasttime. It will do until Bill Gates
sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."
-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
-- Anon --
I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
it for you."
-- Paul Gardner-Stephen
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